***DISCLAIMER***
Okay, so where so I begin? First off, I was asked to do this. Maybe even begged. I don't know, I'd like to believe Kat down on her knees while one of her subordinates typed up the message. But I had a few hours or so to kill so I figured why not? I'll give this a look and a review. But let me just say that while, yes, I was rather turned on at times I found my brow was arched a fair deal more in this. I should also note that this is just someones personal request video so it's not a clip and it's not a movie. It's...something in between. So are you ready? Good.
Fuck the colorful image.
Cop Enslaved to be a Ponygirl
Link: Obviously NSFW, dumbass
Year: 2016
Starring: Who the fuck knows
Kinks: Gags, kidnapping, whipping, light ponyplay, strap on sex, masks, restraints
Cost*: Somewhere maybe between $1K-$5K.
*Typically I'd never care about what porn costs to make but in this I was willing to make an exception. Mainly because there's things I'll bring up where it just seemed cost was an issue and maybe they did the bare minimum to get the most out of it for themselves. Maybe the person financing it wanted cheap costumes and a single set. Whatever.
First Scene
So we're immediately introduced with the kidnappee. Since we're never given a name for either of the characters I'm just gonna call her...Clarice. She's on her phone yakking to her boyfriend, or whatever (honestly who pays attention to the story in porn) when she notices the clothes of someone she's been looking for. Because she's a cop...despite the shoddy costume and heels. Stiletto heels, for that matter. Even as a desk jockey you gotta know that's far too much. But the heels have some kind of explanation later, even if we're to make that connection ourselves. Anyway, she tastes some chloroform and gets K-Oed.
Second Scene
Now I know some of you cock yanking morons are gonna complain saying that the first and second scene are technically one but no, they're different. Wanna complain? Go ahead. I need to blow the dust off my block button anyway.
So this is where the cop is stripped and bound up using tape and takes a nibble of her own panties. This is the first case to me where I come to my eventual headspace conclusion for Clarice, as you'll find out toward the end of this review, because even those the kidnapper, Anya, is threatening Clarice with her own gun...there are times where Anya just looks away completely and is like two feet from Clarice and she doesn't do a damn thing! Now I know there are those out there who would say “Someone points a gun at you, you typically do what they say”. Well, sure. But you'd think as a trained officer that she'd have something to do to free herself. But it doesn't matter cause she's bound up and left there.
It's here she tries something with the scissors and again proves my later point. She drops the scissors to the floor, cause she's sitting on a chair when she's doing this, and tries with her feet but gives up after one attempt. ... ... ... How 'bout you park that curved ass of yours on the floor and try from there? Plenty of open space.
This is also where some of the situational breaking aspects begin kicking in. You can at times see the cameraman's shadow over Clarice's body. I'm not a huge stickler of this, you see their shadow in a lot of movies and you also hear snapping cameras during some scenes as well destroying the illusion. Also, as a side note, why do models have to look directly at the camera when they're doing a scene? Don't look at me, I'm not the one fucking you. Anyway, that's a rant waiting to happen. I only bring this up because, like a lot of movies and whatnot, we're led to believe that the camera is more a fly on the wall. It's not us as we're not reacted to. However, at the end we hear the cameraman talk to Anya. He talks directly to her saying something that gets a reaction out of Clarice. So has Clarice been seeing the cameraman this entire time and just never reacted to him? I don't know. Again, it's pointless to argue these points but it's something I felt needed to be made nonetheless.
Scene Three
The whipping scene. Nothing to really write home about here. Clarice is bound up and Anya whips her. About the only thing of curious note here is...Clarice's body language throughout. Ordinarily when someone doesn't want something of a physical standard they move away. Curious.
Scene Four
Finally the lore nerds get what they want when it comes to the heels. THEY'RE HOOF HEELS!!! Heels specifically designed to deliver that clip-clop noise when connected against hard services like concrete. You didn't hear it before because you were focused on other things. Larger things. But here it's out in spades.
Clarice is forced to prance forward by Anya who holds both her leash and gun. Then the tit jiggling trot. That's pretty much the whole basis behind it. The trot is so her tits jiggle. Then she's tied to a ring where she's gotta keep going at a tit jiggling pace.
I should note that at one point Clarice does kick her foot out at Anya when she has her back turned. It's subtle, you can miss it, but I do wanna point that little action out now.
Scene Five
Hoo boy, the scene that was something and nothing at the same time. It's the sex scene, everyone, and while there are two distinct styles performed...it's one of the shortest scenes and the one where you realize that you're just never gonna see Anya's tits. She remains dressed this entire thing, her strap on is a little too high, and again the sex is just quick. It's doggy style and reverse cowgirl, for those wondering. Though the second was very apt and raised some interesting questions. Because Clarice wasn't really held in place during that and did 90% of the movements with no aid. Something...something to consider.
Another thing to consider is just how little touching there actually was in this entire thing. There's nipple pinching, a little stroking of the breast, but it's all so short you could miss it entirely. It's either there was this request in the notes that specifically stated Clarice's breasts were to remain as visible as possible, the two were awkward with one another, or they just weren't lesbians. Which is fine. I know in this day and age people are gonna freak when I say that. “Pet, they need to make lesbians do lesbian things!” Yeah, well, a black chick is portraying Batwoman and none of you care about that. Just...throwing that out there.
Scene Six
The least active scene sees Clarice strapped on her knees to a post wearing a mask. About all that's done is two more straps are added (around her waist and neck) and her tits are whipped a little before Anya saunters off camera and we see Clarice wriggle about. Then we hear the cameraman's line and...we're done. Yeah.
So before we finish this whole thing off I just want to point out a couple of missed opportunities that would've made the whole thing a lot better. The first one I'll go over briefly cause it steps into territory I'll be discussing later and that's...
Calling back Clarice's boyfriend/husband/whatever, who the fuck watches these for the story?
Scene five would've been a perfect time for that. Anya could've had Clarice call him before allowing her to “cum”, because it's subjective whether she did or not, to basically break up with him in as cruel a manner as possible. Clarice does so cause of her mental state and is all “OMG, what have I done?” while Anya has a good laugh.
Paige
The third girl. If you recall from scene one, Clarice notices some clothing Paige was wearing when she was kidnapped. Something I think would've been pretty sweet is during the second or third scene, Anya comes out with Paige on a leash and talks about her being “Her pet” and Paige is all “Mmph mmph” cause she's gagged. But she's totally down with belonging to Anya. She even helps out in the whipping and when it comes to the sex, it's Paige who doggy styles Clarice over the table. That would've been fun to watch because it really just led nowhere over what happened with that third woman. Guess she was sold and her clothes were kept as a momento? I dunno cause I wasn't listening to anything they were saying.
Lastly, we come to my favorite part of these sorts of reviews...
CLARICE'S MENTAL STATE AT THE END OF THE MOVIE...THING
Was she broken? Was she made into the perfect slave? The answer...no.
Why no? Because Clarice was already broken before she even came down those basement steps. Think about it. How many of you often fantasize about such a situation? To be captured by an attractive woman who wants you naked, wants to punish you, wants to fuck you so hard just all the time. That's how Clarice's mind works. Need proof? Okay.
In scene two where she's given the opportunity to steal the gun back she doesn't. She just stands there and appears more dumbfounded that her own phone is being used against her as a camera. Seriously, she asks “Is that a camera?” when Anya holds her own phone up. That's not proof, that was...I don't know what what was. Later on in the scene she has the opportunity to free herself but tries twice and gives up. She tries, but as I'll point out again later, this is her putting up the struggle against her own desires. She has it but she doesn't know she wants it. She's frightened of what she's gonna lose going through with it but she's more than willing to go through with it in the end.
In scene three her body language suggests she's not struggling against the whipping she's received. In fact, her body remains somewhat still. She doesn't move away from Anya, not even once. She wants to be whipped.
Scene four can be somewhat explained away by the fact that during the trot Anya is holding Clarice's gun, but how do you explain the horseshoes on the toe of her heels? Huh? Huh? Exactly. You can't. Don't even try.
Fifth scene is rather self explanatory. She threatens Anya but that all goes away when she's being fucked reverse cowgirl. Literally, there's NOTHING keeping her in place. She's doing that all on her own. She's bouncing off of Anya's lap while on her feet. She might not get very far but if she didn't want to be there she could've at least tried to run. Yeah, she'd be running onto the street naked, bound up, and gagged but that's an acceptable price to pay when the alternative is a lifetime of slavery.
Sixth scene doesn't really offer anything other than my own interpretation. She only truly reacts when she hears a man saying she'll make a fine pony. Maybe she was getting used to the idea of being Anya's slave. Maybe she thought that because Paige wasn't there that she could be the girl. Again, that's just my interpretation. But even with that look at what there is.
So what happens with Clarice afterward? It takes her a while but she accepts her place in a stable of fillies. She puts up some struggle in her lessons but ultimately accepts and becomes a mindless shell only reacting to the whip and lead.
FINAL SCORE
In the end, can I score this? It is a request made video. I could cut it some slack. But I won't.
C-. It has some decent scenes but everything is overshadowed by the clearly not cumming acting, the swift sex, the missed opportunities, and the parts where we watch Clarice squirm for far too long. I get it, she's trapped. Let's move on.
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